sumechiayuu:

sumechiayuu:

Hifumi and Toko’s beef is so funny I think

Hifumi: Ms. Fukawa, you call my manga and doujins “uncultured”, but you like the cringe and unbased Mr. Togami! Curious! This is what we call a massive L.

Toko: What are you saying to me.

obscure-entity:

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i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

God I love this website

taiikodon:

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trapping this thing in the virtual realm is one of my greatest accomplishments

silveme:

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Love this creature. The Dot

sonknuxadow:

sonknuxadow:

if a characters name is just a word related to their powers or job then they are transgender. because obviously their parents wouldnt know that information the second theyre born so how would they have those names. its because they named themselves

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classyfruit:
““Rain had been falling all day, drumming against the windows of the Beneviento estate with gentle fingertips. Donna had retreated into her favourite story at first… but eventually she had given in to the soft whispers and let herself be...

classyfruit:

“Rain had been falling all day, drumming  against the windows of the Beneviento estate with gentle fingertips. Donna had retreated into her favourite story at first… but eventually she had given in to the soft whispers and let herself be pulled under by gentle sleep.”

A little feel-good art for you all (and myself!). 😊 If any of you want to create a Beneviento Lo-Fi playlist and use the image, please go ahead! 👌😌 Much love to you all and remember to relax with your favourite book, music and doll~ 💕

thoughtportal:

some sobriety ideas

captain-aralias:

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Some ‘Carry On’ Recommendations for your Tuesday

here’s some things i’ve been reading recently that i think other people should read too! thanks for tagging me @messofthejess!

N.B. this list is super long and also only scratching the surface… i should rec more often, anyway - if you see this, please read some of the things as you will really like them, and give the authors some love!

Teen or under

The Plum Tree by @otherpeoplesheartachept-2, under 1k

baz and malcolm talk (without exactly talking) about how baz is a vampire. great characterisation, really nice contained and different piece.

Eight Times Simon Couldn’t Stop Himself by knightinbrightfeathersRainyForecaststeadfastasthouart (steadfastest) - 12k

just realised this has three authors! really brilliant fic, fangirl-era - but super worth reading, as long as you’re ok with simon being smart, and also knowing he’s into boys before he kisses baz. (why wouldn’t you be?). this is all about simon and baz pranking each other/being generally awful, until they aren’t - you see their relationship changing and simon gradually realising what he feels about baz, then there’s a telepathy scene! this was recced recently in the discord* so probably lots of people have now read it, but it’s seriously good!

Golden Boy by @spockzilla, 9k

magickal mishap, simon turns everything to gold by mistake! this author (also responsible for the fic where simon turns into a frog) is really good at making the silliest things sexy, and sexy things silly - which is a good thing.

end to begin by @tea-brigade, 4k

canon AU, simon and baz are exes, but simon needs baz’s help….. really lovely, unusual, interesting and moving fic! i really like how it uses this inciting incident to let baz be kind (that’s for me, the most important thing about them being together) and encourage the two of them to have the conversation they should have had a long time ago. works so well.

Trapped by @you-remind-me-of-the-babe based on art by taken_aback_by_Tuesdays,

penny/shepard get together, no snowbaz involved! this fic is criminally unread, because … it’s not snowbaz, but it is BRILLIANT. amazing penny and shepard characterisation, and it’s so fun to see them get together a different way… that also involves her saving him.

Explicit

This Will All Go Down In Flames by @facewithoutheart with art by @tea-brigade, 11/17 chapters, 40k, WIP (no sex yet, RIP)

obsessed with this fic right now! band AU where simon and baz briefly bacame friends at school, then became incredibly successful musicians before the band broke up… because simon and baz couldn’t communicate about how they fancied each other. it’s great! fun, funny, social media stuff, a malcolm trying to be down with the kids, texas references, shepard being a reporter - highly recommend.

Crosse My Heart by @creepyspice with art by @cutestkilla, 5k, brobelove not snowbaz

omg, this fic is so good. seriously - even if you dont think you’re into brobelove, you should read this, as i dont believe you could like snowbaz if you don’t like the competitive snarky action this fic has in spades, but also if you like brobelove, my god you should read this! such amazing characterisation and super sexy.

Here in the Dark by @artsyunderstudy, 5k

love this middle of the night sex - i’m repeating my comment here, but the whole mood is perfect: confused and dreamlike, you’re locked out of baz’s POV, entirely in simon’s and it works so well for the mood. plus, it’s sexy AND there’s amazing art to go with it.

Two Heads Are Better Than One by @skeedelvee, 22k

omg, i am obsessed with this fic. it’s so deeply strange (simon and baz share the same body, due to - magickal mishap!) AND SO AMAZING AND SEXY. and also romantic and fun. proper enemies to to friends to lovers action, a fantastic scene where simon and baz watch baz’s vanilla porn, a bit where they defeat a unicorn together, sex as one person, sex as two people - it’s got it all.

*if you’re not in this discord, but you’d like to be, this is the link to get in: https://discord.gg/FJ8meVhr

that’s enough - i’ve got more i should rec, but i’ll do another post later.

Dumbass

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snapscube:

god heard you and he is not happy. keep one eye open.

zer0pm:

Imagine working your first night in the village tavern and serving a drink to a man you catch sitting by his lonesome. He accepts your kind gesture and engages you in conversation. You didn’t realize you were talking to Lord Heisenberg until it was too late.

“Got a tall one with your name on it.”

The silver-haired man simply glances up at you from his seat, bright eyes switching between your smiling face and the full mug you’ve placed in front of him. The bored expression he wore previously relaxes into that of mild intrigue.

“I didn’t order that,” he says, amusement in his deep voice.

You shrug casually, “It’s on the house.”

Keep reading

lousysharkbutt:

A drawing of Heisenberg and grown up Rose from Resident Evil 8 with their hats swapped. Heisenberg is smiling and Rose looks a little startled.ALT

Hat Swap DLC: Shadows of Hat Swap

crowtrobotx:

Anyway happy pride to Karl Heisenberg and Alcina Dimitrescu, the living embodiments of the “a mean bisexual and an even meaner lesbian” joke. 🏳️‍🌈

happyheidi:

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Details from Sacha Goldenberg’s “Flemish Painting” series. x

gamer-crow:

chirmartir:

Ch😅

This is AWESOME and let me tell you why.

All pet snakes need enrichment. Just because they don’t have feet doesn’t mean they don’t need to get out and stretch.

The rotating has a little bit of bounce to it, similar to a tree branch.

The snake is twisting in and out, which is good for the muscles and ligaments.

The snake is sniffing its environment, getting all the new smells and old smells and activating the little thinky parts in the brain.

The snake is safe and can go for as long as they please.

Good, happy snake 🐍